June 2012
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May 2012
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nopenope replied to your photo: Freddie and I went to the New York auxiliary of…
This sounds sooo fun. Is this a regular thing? I want to try it out!
It’s a regular thing in LA, and I don’t think you live there, and at the end of class, Ryan (we’re on first name terms, clearly) said he’d be back at the end of June. So monthly? Freddie found about this through...
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lucky paper stars: Judith Light is the Boss:... →
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It is a widely-known fact that Dixie Carter, a lifelong Republican, required the producers of Designing Women to allow her to sing a song for every time her character Julia Sugarbaker went on a liberal rant. Everyone knows this, obviously, even children, and most of the unborn (life begins at…
April 2012
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I am kind of an unpleasant person. I have a lot of theories about things the internet has made terrible, and the general awfulness of a lot of internet cultures. Some of these have cottage industries mocking them, some don’t.
Unified theory of the awfulness of fan culture. No one dares touch that.
“A-culture.”
Internet food culture.
Internet fitness culture.
Internet home...
March 2012
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February 2012
12 posts
Tripe Canopy: Anonymity as Culture →
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Heathers Lunchtime Poll
Who would be your ideal guest singers if there were to ever be another 6ths album?
(Neko Case, that’s it, really)
January 2012
10 posts
R U the girl? →
Flanagan, Didion, and the G-Word (and the F-Word) →
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I Have An Odd Name
Most of you know it, probably, and I think I’ve used it enough so that this blog shows up as the first Google result for it, despite myself. What shows up as the SECOND result is the Formspring account of someone who improbably has my exact name, and who is a gay black teenager in the greater Houston area. Like a lot of teenagers, he lives maybe a bit too much of his life online. Like a lot...
Dramatic Readings Series Proposed While Drunk On...
Selections from The Butt Book
Selections from the Ask Metafilter “Human Relations” tag
Selections from The Real World Diaries
Selections from the headnotes of Joy of Cooking recipes (pre-1975)
Selections from e-mails I wrote after graduation, pre-employment
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December 2011
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“It starts with the fashion lesbians. Then the craft services lesbians. Then the professional lesbians. Then the power lesbians. Eventually, it spreads to the baristas. All of Brooklyn is destroyed. The Ace Hotel is incinerated. A man stands outside Stumptown, two bloody holes for eyeballs screaming I just wanted a rice milk latte”
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I got lunch with Fritz today, and we...