Things I Actually Said Today
“God, Jess, it’s not like I make teacher money.”
Addendum: 5) Just put out grease fire
I think I’m taking out my existential angst on the following: 1) The Sue Grafton display I knocked over in a bookstore, while reaching for a bookmark 2) Caitlin, who I sneezed on in a Farrelly Brothers tableau, when she snuck up on me at the supermarket 3) The bag of flour, which exploded in my hands as I went to check out 4) My springform pan, which now no longer locks Fucking...
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Sad: My first thought, when learning that “Crap E-Mail From A Dude” was coming back, was “What a great thing to read at work!”
Seminars in Urban Planning, 2
I believe that if you could distill the mean average Yelp user into one person (the way that demographers often distill the “millionth baby” or similar into one emblematic baby), I would say that that one user’s outlook and taste would be about the same as a 31 year old marketing manager from Highland Park, Texas who just had his birthday at PF Chang’s.