December 2011
10 posts
“It starts with the fashion lesbians. Then the craft services lesbians. Then the professional lesbians. Then the power lesbians. Eventually, it spreads to the baristas. All of Brooklyn is destroyed. The Ace Hotel is incinerated. A man stands outside Stumptown, two bloody holes for eyeballs screaming I just wanted a rice milk latte”
I got lunch with Fritz today, and we forecasted that in 2012 Depeche Mode will create a song that finally explains dyke drama, in its totality, to the world. And that this is what will bring Armageddon down upon us. Just FYI!
Miss Otis Regrets
That she will not be making any literary cub jokes today.